November 2012
73 posts
sup3rgiirl:
The worst feeling in the world is when you know that someone has used you..
kaitaiakinea4:
dukannstmichnichtretten:
when I’m asked about my future I flinch because I know I’ll be dead by the end of high school.
Me
dukannstmichnichtretten:
I hate how much time I wasted on you.
Motionless in White: All I want is to reach someone, to say something that could change their life forever, to let them know they're not alone
Society: Devil worshipers
Black Veil Brides: Rise up and celebrate your life
Society: Goth freaks
My Chemical Romance: We'll carry on, and though you're dead and gone, believe me, your memory will carry on
Society: Suicidal emos
Asking Alexandria: How stubborn are those scars when they won't fade away? Or just a gentle reminder that now are better days?
Society: A bunch of screaming emos who cut themselves
Sleeping with Sirens: But I don't think words could express your beauty, it's singing to me
Society: Emo faggots
Tokio hotel: If the world makes you confused, and your senses you seem to lose, If the storm doesn't want to diffuse. And you just don't know what to do. Look around I am here. Doesn't count far or near!
Society: Emo fags!
Rihanna: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me
Society: Now that's real music!
kaitaiakinea4:
What a horrible night
bucklesup:
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
junctvre:
I think the cute talking stage is so much better than the actual relationship.
nepeter:
don’t joke here on internet
13mph:
act your age, not your follower count
Convo between my 7year-old students today
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
Pearl: Oh.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt: Really?
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)
wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you
stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahahagaHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA
extraordinaryminustheextra:
ive got 99 problems and a bitch is one. seriously. my dog keeps peeing all over the place i think im going to drown in dog piss please send help
fuckingniall:
life sucks when you’re unattractive and don’t know how to flirt
jesussbabymomma:
I HATE DRIVING WITH MY BROTHER WHEN ITS WET
HE THINKS ITS SO FUNNY TO GO FAST ON WET ROADS AND WATCH THE CAR SKID AND BEAT RED LIGHTS
YOU KNOW WHATS NOT FUNNY
HOSPITAL BILLS
iphone420:
lms if garlic bread changed your life in a positive way
click the “+” then reblog
nayx:
welltorn:
nayx:
i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does
This is my girlfriend
no im not
young-english:
the only bad thing about mashed potatoes is absolutely nothing
Hipster: Im not a hipster, but i can make your hips stir.
Me: Im not water, but i can drown you.
Reblog if you want an Anon's honest opinion of...
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
